if i put a shrinky-dink in the microwave, will i go back in time? (i heart randy and jason)

I am in love with the new Cheap Seats season two intro. You can't see it on the website unfortunately, but you can see it most weeknights at nine (central) on espn classic. Really. This isn't an ad, well whatever it is I guess. ...a major endorsement. Anyway, this show is really funny and the intro is new and improved with 200% more laser beams.