01 January, 2006

obligatory resolutions post

1. Spend less time on hold on the phone.
2. Use that time to stare absentmindedly out the window anyway, but without holding my head crooked.
3. Take the advice of the fortune I got in a cookie the other day: "Get [sic] your goals high and you will always move forward."


Blogger Tits McGee said...

Dude, I used to get my goals high all the time, but we always ended up just kind of sitting around. Maybe we should have tried cocaine.

04 January, 2006 11:22  

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