05 June, 2006

i just threw up a little in my mouth

This certainly isn't news anymore, but in the past month, Wisconsin's legislature succeeded in adding another question to the November statewide ballot: Should Wisconsin reinstate the, get this, DEATH PENALTY? Oh, I don't know, since 1853 our government has not been allowed to kill people. I'm not sure how we've gotten by.

Unlike the Wisconsin-constitutional-amendment-to-ban-gay-marriage question (vote no), this one is non-binding; however, we are well on our way to the totally f*cked up November ballot triple crown. So I'm taking suggestions. What else should Wisconsin place on the ballot?


Blogger G said...

- each WI household must own one firearm;

- revocation of suffrage for minorities, and maybe for anyone who doesn't own land;

- you need prayer in schools and the 10 commandments in statehouses;

Get some of this rolling, and you can be more like we are here in Florida, America's big, dangly cock.

06 June, 2006 22:22  
Blogger Mrs. McDonell said...

oooh good ones!

07 June, 2006 19:19  

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