baby, i'm never gonna let you go

Don't leave me, Pluto. Don't go. We had so many good times together. Like that third grade science fair. You were so cute and tiny and brownish-gray. Not like dodgeball Jupiter. And, remember the halloween costume of the solar system I could never pull off, so I went as a shower instead, like in Karate Kid. I guess maybe we could have done it if there were fewer planets, but there aren't. There are NINE. There will always be nine, as far as I'm concerned.