i know song parodies are kind of dorky, but this really made me laugh, and it's so wholesome

This song was posted on a Madison message board, thedailypage forum, by "christopher robin". If I could give more credit where credit is due, I would, but I don't know this person's real identity.

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a little of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna